mea · lesbia

So I was watching the Daily Show on my computer, and Jon started mocking CNN. (Not a big deal.) Aparrently, CNN ran a feature regarding "what your fridge says about you" and decided to spotlight their own fridge.

Take a look at the far left of that top shelf. Is that a bag from Victoria's Secret?

= ?

Very strange.

Vivamus mea Lesbia, atque amemus,
rumoresque senum severiorum
omnes unius aestimemus assis!
soles occidere et redire possunt:
nobis cum semel occidit brevis lux,
nox est perpetua una dormienda.
da mi basia mille, deinde centum,
dein mille altera, dein secunda centum,
deinde usque altera mille, deinde centum.
dein, cum milia multa fecerimus,
conturbabimus illa, ne sciamus,
aut ne quis malus inuidere possit,
cum tantum sciat esse basiorum.

Let us live, my Lesbia, and let us love
and let us ignore the grumbling complaints
of all those crotchety old men.
The sun is able to fall and rise again,
but we are given just one brief daylight
before night claims us in eternal sleep.
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred,
then another thousand, then a second hundred,
then another other thousand, then a hundred,
then, when we have made many thousand kisses,
let us mix them all up, kissing without order,
so that they are uncountable.